Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism - The Onion (satire)

Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism - The Onion (satire) | man - Google News | March 03, 2015 at 02:28PM

The Onion (satire)

Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism The Onion (satire) FRISCO, CO—Loosening his tie upon returning home from a long day of work, local insurance adjuster Patrick Wandel informed reporters Tuesday of his intention to relax and take the edge off with a decades-long slide into alcoholism. “I busted my ass ...

March 03, 2015 at 02:28PM | man - Google News

Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism - The Onion (satire)

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